Seasonal Fails: The Best Worst Presents
In December, we asked you to send in stories of the worst presents you ever received. Here are the three stories that we thought were the funniest.
1.
"When I moved to Bavaria, I received an XL poster of (Bavarian Minister President) Markus Söder."
2.
"When my best friend returned from his travels in Australia, he brought some souvenirs for his close friends. One of us got a carved boomerang. Another friend got a handmade ornament that looked like an indigenous mask. My present was a stuffed kangaroo testicle with an integrated bottle opener. The testicle has adorned my kitchen cabinet for years. After all, it is practical!"
3.
"When I was young, my grandfather’s brother visited us for Christmas. It was the first time I’d ever met him in person because he lived very far away. He brought loads of presents for the whole family. I opened the present he got me and found a Rubiks Cube. The whole family started laughing, while my grandfather’s brother looked confused. The reason we were laughing? I’m colourblind..."
